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Behold! This is My Nightmare. Welcome friends, enemies and well-wishers. In this space you will find reviews for, recommendations of and guides to Horror Films of all types. It will not be for the faint of heart or those with weak stomachs. No, not because I describe exploding heads in such glorious detail, or because the films themselves are so gory; but because if you choose to watch certain recommendations you will regret it, I know I did. So awful are these entries that they often border on unwatchable, Robowar I am absolutely talking about you.
Why am I doing this?
- I’ve always wanted to and I want to share with you the good, the bad and the downright ugly.
- It is a space not only to catalog all manner of horror, but to help inform any sorry soul who either is looking for a thrill or just a big ol’ masochist.
- These films are a dream to some, a nightmare to others.
There’s no more browsing the video store for that perfect D Horror film to satiate your needs, so browse here instead. Eventually, it is my desire for this space to evolve and feature vignettes, video blogs/reviews and even feature guest contributions from similarly minded degenerates.
- Viewers Beware You’re in For Spoilers!!!
- I can’t promise I’ll try, but I’ll try to try keeping the spoils to a minimum.
- These entries will be my personal reviews of and guides to the flicks I watch. Inevitably there will be spoilers contained inside. If you’re planning on watching grade-A horror flicks like Hereditary or Babadook, you should be watching them first before reading anything about them here.
- This is mostly a guide for fun and the lolz, if you’re looking for spoiler free newspaper style reviews, this ain’t it.
- If you’re looking for in depth analysis of the mise-en-scene of Robowar, this ain’t it.
- Now, if you’re looking for a fun guide to which flicks contain the most gruesome, lol inducing head explosions, then this is definitely it.
Each guide will have a variety of ratings. Body Count, My Fear Level, A Normie’s Fear Level (an estimate to how scary I think this flick would be for a casual viewer), Total Ratings (my rating, plus IMDB, Rotten Tomatoes, etc.), and does it have an exploding head?
That’s it for now! Prepare to have your will challenged. Dare you sit through the entirety of Robowar?
If any Ghouls or Goblins have any feedback, questions or whatever, feel free to leave a comment or shoot me an email, Darryl.jordan14@gmail.com
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